The misadventure wager

An extensive list of items was drawn up to gamify happenings on the trip. With an inkling that “bad things are gonna happen” it was decided we needed a preventative but fun way of racking up the bruises. Whoever is the first to achieve the following would receive minus points and major diss-age from the other player.

The list:

First to bleed
First to lose something
First to get stung bitten or scratched by a wild animal
First one to get us lost
First to get sunburnt
First to injure oneself whilst drunk
First to get the shits
First to get ripped off
First to have a mini-meltdown
First to poo in the wild
First to accidentally insult a local
First to say I want to go home

Each player starts with zero and the points work in minus only.
Points will be deducted for each individual act committed and the winner is the person with a score closest to zero. For example, if at the end at the trip a player hasn’t committed any of the above acts, then their score will be zero. A player that commits nine of the acts will receive -90 points and so on.

Each point must be documented on the blog as a way of adjudicating the final score. Judges decision is final.