March 20th, 2013
The countryside is yet again swathed in a snowy ejaculation straight from God’s vindictive urethra. Spunked his load all over our plans to venture into the wilds of Nottingham to enjoy a Carribean Jerk experience …
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March 19th, 2013
After a lengthy consultation period in which my people talked to her people, we decided upon the website name itsnotaholiday.co.uk. This title comes with its own teeny tale which refers to many conversations we have …
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March 18th, 2013
Decisions, decisions. Yesterday entailed “THE” trip to STA travel. In our bumper jotter of fun, we had pre-agonised the route in which we were going to fly the innumerable miles around the world. The book …
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